My Friend Tinker

Tinker is visiting tonight.Tinker, to put it succinctly, is a cross between good old Tinkerbell and the deliciously sinister Meleficent. He is delightfully creative and caustically cantankerous. Tinker is tinker because he tinkers with everything. Whether the amulet on his neck or the knick-knacks on the shelf. It reaches near OCD proportions when you are with him for any leangth of time. Everything around you will always stay arranged "just so." His current project is concocting a line of bath and beauty products. I shit you not. He is in the kitchen now grinding up rosehips and lavendar buds and combining various emullients for a facial toner. I get to be the guinea pig. If you don't hear from me soon, well, it's sure been a pleasure knowin' ya.